Pope #266 has been elected!  Woopty doo!  As I type this, we are waiting for him to be introduced to the world.

But the real story is those damned Seagulls that perched on the stove pipe.  Now, some folks reported that it was only one seagull, but on CNN they declared that it was not the same one we were seeing. Let the controversy begin!

Regardless, this bird (or birds) caught the world's attention today. Heck the Seagull(s) even have over a 1000 twitter followers already!!

I guess it says something about the world today, when this is what we're talking about.

In other Cathoholic news, the Los Angeles Catholic Church has settled for just under $10 million for sex abuse scandals.